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Saruman: The Ring of Power has been found.
Gandalf: All these long years it was in the Shire, under my very nose.
Saruman: Yet you did not have the wit to see it. Your love of the halfling’s leaf has clearly slowed your mind.
I told you my staff was bigger
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If Grima could handle you I'm not worried, oh mighty wizard.
MY STAFF IS INDEED MIGHTY
(Grima cannot handle it)
Saruman, even I think you’re being a bit creepy towards Eldarion
Just remember
HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO CRUSH MY DREAMS AND RUIN MY FANTASIES?
I like your beard.
Why thank you. What do you think about my staff?
I’m pretty hungry
It’s been so long since I’ve eaten anything other than stupid Gondorian’s or Orcs.
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hmmm… I hear saruman is back in town..
It’s been quite a while since I’ve eaten a wizard.
Oh, I bet you would just LOVE to taste my staff.
What exactly are you doing, Saruman?
HEY. You’re the one who broke up with me…
I’m pretty hungry
It’s been so long since I’ve eaten anything other than stupid Gondorian’s or Orcs.
….
hmmm… I hear saruman is back in town..
It’s been quite a while since I’ve eaten a wizard.
Oh, I bet you would just LOVE to taste my staff.
sarumanthewhite- answered your question:What’s “sex?” And are we there yet????
Sex is lots of fun! Why don’t you come visit me in my tower sometime and I will show you.I can’t. Ada and everyone say not to talk with you cuz you’re scary and evil and you don’t like me. It’s probably a nasty candy, anyway.
But I like you very much, Eldarion! My candy is a very special, tasty candy that is only given to very special boys like yourself.
And I’m not evil at all! I’m just a poor, lonely old man looking for some company. Won’t you come over and let me tell you a story?
